All of the new hot running pretty boy newcomers here for the last 20 years have ended up in jail or resigned their position to spend more time with their family.
You’re such aware voters that you qualify for our special fast-track ballot count. I note your votes on the back of this old envelope in my pockets, and we then shred your ballots for security, you know, to make sure they aren’t misused - like to actually elect anyone.
I remember standing in line to vote and the young woman in front of me was calling her friend (using cell phone which is supposed to be prohibited) telling her not to vote for an African American female candidate because she was (horror) a Republican!
PoodleGroomer about 6 years ago
All of the new hot running pretty boy newcomers here for the last 20 years have ended up in jail or resigned their position to spend more time with their family.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 6 years ago
You’re such aware voters that you qualify for our special fast-track ballot count. I note your votes on the back of this old envelope in my pockets, and we then shred your ballots for security, you know, to make sure they aren’t misused - like to actually elect anyone.
Ontman about 6 years ago
At least they’re not asking what colour they are.
mourdac Premium Member about 6 years ago
Not so inaccurate. Often the candidate with the better hair wins.
Saucy1121 Premium Member about 6 years ago
I remember standing in line to vote and the young woman in front of me was calling her friend (using cell phone which is supposed to be prohibited) telling her not to vote for an African American female candidate because she was (horror) a Republican!