The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for October 19, 2023

Shake. Listen. Repeat.

Idiots

The odds of getting hit by lightening are 1 in 17 million, still much higher than winning the lottery.

and while he is gone… so go the free breath mints…!

We need them to top our hot tuna casserole.

Mitch Hedberg noted that the Pringles company originally wanted to make tennis balls. Instead of rubber, potatoes were delivered, they said to slice them up.

It’s time to play let’s see how many times we can make Burl come back to the store. It’s cheap fun, but very satisfying.

Ms. Larson often comes up with show stoppers (of a sort), but I think she hit a new high with possibly THE. WORST. name for a super market. Crust Food. Lordy!!

Many years ago I was shopping in our local version of Crust Food, back near the dairy case. And here are two stockboys (yes, they were young and they were male, hence, stockboys) playing dueling whipped cream cans with each other, then putting the cans back in the case. The person at the desk did not seem amused, and neither was I.

Shipping could have crushed the chips or those two shook them so much they crushed them