Dinosaur Comics by Ryan North for November 30, 2020

I have only one real rule. “All the chocolate in the house is mine.”

Personally, I’d argue that time travel would change nearly all of the rules on default anyway.

Another problem they don’t discuss here is how to enforce everybody to follow these rules, because they’d obviously become superfluous if one person is following that “do not kill” rule but another person is not for whatever reason…especially when those two people inevitably cross paths.

To get to the real point here, I’ve always thought foxes look like a combination of cat and dog.

The Three Laws of Robotics.

Just send them to Dormamu, I hear they hate to bargain so they might be safe there. No killing necessary ;)