Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for November 30, 2014

YOWZERS!

Doug’s off the team!“Help. me. Help. me.”

Brian, you know what I want to see? I want to see Vincent Price as the Fly, being chased by Sophie and the cats. I want to see Christopher Lee, the next day, as the Wicker Man, hiding behind the wicker chairs. The next day, I want to see Bela Legosi appearing as a flock of blood-sucking mosquitoes. I want to see a week’s worth of history’s greatest horror movie actors in some of their greatest roles, being chased by Sophie and the cats.That’s what I want to see.Or, something.

Last fly in my house had the 5 cats and dog chasing it. I have old single pane wood frame windows. The fly landed on the glass and the dog slammed his nose on the glass to get the fly and I had to replace the broken window. Don’t worry no dogs or cats were harmed. I don’t know how but they weren’t.

Magnificent effort, team! Lord, what’s on fire?

Reminds me of the photo of a burning house with the caption, “I killed the spider.”

Bad news, where there is one fly many more will follow.

So Sophie has a team now? LOOK OUT WORLD!

Are you sure your Team was successful? Looks can be deceiving.