Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for March 17, 2023

“If there’s pudding.” Words to live by.

My wife and I have talked about going to Mars

We have nothing of value to offer the mission and we are both too old, and we would still love to go

Dark chocolate pudding is on my To Do list today. That, and maple egg custard with syrup made Monday.

Yep, I’d bring chicken so I can have my morning eggs. Yip yip yip yip yip

Well, actually I’d have a whole list of quibbles about that claim, but I won’t spoil their imaginations.

Now I want pudding! Preferably Guinness Stout Chocolate Pudding!

You don’t want to go Sophie, not fire hydrants.

Definite deal breaker. :)