One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little tea set as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought daddy a little cup of tea, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea because it was just the cutest thing! My mom waited and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for daddy and she watched him drink it up.
Then she said (as only a mother would know) “Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?”
There is a lot of trivia about toilets. When you flush, there is a fine mist of the really nasty water released that settles on every thing in the bathroom, including your toothbrush.
Enter.Name.Here over 5 years ago
Whatever you do, don’t tell him what we usually put in there. If GOLDFISH bothers him that much, how will he feel about “brown trout”?
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
Eewww!
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 5 years ago
Come on, now, fish are tasty if you ignore the bones.
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little tea set as a gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought daddy a little cup of tea, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.
My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea because it was just the cutest thing! My mom waited and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for daddy and she watched him drink it up.
Then she said (as only a mother would know) “Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?”
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Why would they bury gold crackers?
Vangoghdog01 over 5 years ago
There is a lot of trivia about toilets. When you flush, there is a fine mist of the really nasty water released that settles on every thing in the bathroom, including your toothbrush.