Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 02, 1975

Transcript:

Zonker: I'm serious, Mark - I just can't go! I'm nowhere near ready for my philosophy exam! Mark: Hey, c'mon - you can power-cram in the morning! You won't believe this weed Cal's got! Zonker: Mark, you don't seem to understand! I've got to pass it! After my Samoan sabbatical, the dean is really on my case! Mark: Blah, blah, blah... Mr. Harris: Hi, Mark - what's going on? Zonker: Dad! What are you doing up?! Mark: Just trying to get your hardworking son to take some time off to get it on! Mr. Harris: Hey! Can I get it on, too? Zonker: No, Dad, now go back to bed! Mark: We'll wait for you in the car, sir!