Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 23, 1987
Transcript:
Rev. Sloan: Hi, Phil. Phil: Uh..do I konw you? Warden: This is Scot Sloan, Phil. He's our new ethics counselor. Rev. Sloan: The warden here is concerned aobut eh general lack of contrition among the newer inmates. I'm here to help rehabilitate your values, to help you regain your grip on your moral compass! Phil: Warden, is there part of my sentence I'm unaware of? Warden: Phil, I told you, you have to take either this or woodworking.