Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 01, 1990
Transcript:
Boopsie: B.D., when you didn't come back from the jewelry store, I thought something awful had happened to you...I thought maybe you'd been picked up by some drifter who took your wallet, knocked you unconscious, and dumped you in the desert! B.D.: Really? You thought that? Did you call the cops? Boopsie: Uh...no, I...I... Boopsie: B.D., I was very upset with you! B.D.: Hey! I coulda been dying out there!