Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 16, 1996
Transcript:
Roland: Sorry, pal, we don't pay news sources! Computer: I'm not a source -- I'm a consultant. Roland: Oh, that's different. No problem. How do we get the money to you? Computer: I'll e-mail my bank account number to you tonight. After the money's been deposited, I'll reveal my name to you, along with full documentation. Tomorrow night you break the story of the year. Roland: Wonder where I should put the Emmy... Computer: Will this be your first Emmy, sport?