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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 14, 1996
Transcript:
J.J.: I never learn, Zeke. I go over to gloat in Mike's face about my new career...and instead, I get to meet his gorgeous, young, perfect size-six girlfriend! J.J.: You gotta figure she's dumb as a post, right? Zeke: Well, sure, but who cares? God, I envy him!