Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 13, 1997
July 12, 1997
July 14, 1997
Transcript:
Mark: What a pleasure it is to welcome J. Danforth Quayle back into the hot glare of public scrutiny... Feather / Quayle: Gladd to be here, Mark! Mark: So tell us about campaign 2000, sir! What's the strategy this time? Feather / Quayle: Well, Mark, this time I'll be running for president as a neo-outsider - someone who's been there, knows what it's all about, but isn't part of the current mess! Mark: But don't outsiders need ideas? Feather / Quayle: Got one! Mark: Tell, tell! Feather / Quayle: Family-style values! I own the issue! Remember, I'm the guy who stood up to Murphy Brown! Mark: So you'll be taking on other make-believe characters in the days ahead? Feather / Quayle: Most decidedly! Starting with Howard Stern! Mark: Um...I think Howard Stern's real, sir. Feather / Quayle: Whoa...think he'd sue?
