Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 03, 2000

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Duke: This is what presidential politics has come to, people - a slap-fest between two preppies out behind the chapel! I didn't have those advantages! I didn't have numerals after my last name! Hell, I didn't even have a last name, much less a fancy branded one like Gore or Bush! That wasn't my world, Jack! I mean, I would have given anything to have one family member - just one! - who wasn't in the Klan! Zonker: Good Lord! Why hasn't this story been told? Honey: He only just made it up.