Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 15, 2004
Transcript:
Jeff: I'll tell you another rreason the draft'll never happen-- they'd have to take women! That means all women, not just tough blue-collar chicks-- actresses, lawyers, ballet dancers, socialites! Zipper: Yeah, that is hard to imagine. But let me try. Jeff: Go. Zipper: Okay, I'm rolling into Tikrit with the Hilton sisters... Jeff: Stop.