Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 25, 2004
July 24, 2004
July 26, 2004
Transcript:
B.D.: What an unholy mess! Can't they ever fix the Mets? Doctor: Heads up, soldier! It's the surprise of a lifetime! Guess who's awarding you your Purple Heart! Bush / Gladiator helmet: At ease! Don't get up! On behalf of good, I'm honored to make this presentation! Sergeant, read the citation! Sergeant: "The Military Order of the Purple Heart is awarded to Lt. B.D., U.S. Army Reserves, for wounds received in action in Iraq on April 19, 2004." Bush / Gladiator helmet: Congratulations, soldier! B.D.: AIEEE! Nurse: You know, we really should mark off the skin grafts.
