Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 08, 2005

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Alex: I like having my own private recruiter...I feel so valued! Mike: Alex, that recruiter is insanely persistent. Alex: Well, he has to be, dad. Robert is under a lot of pressure from his superiors. He has a mission quota of two recruits a month, which is not easy to meet during a time of war. To get parents on board, he now has to spend literally months cultivating families. Mike: I'm not surprised. Alex: So I can enlist when he finishes painting the garage? Mike: I never said that.