Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 11, 2009
Transcript:
Roland: So did George Bush's grandfather really steal Geronimo's skull for his secret society, as the suit alleges? Repeated searches of blgos and aggregator sites failed to turn up any corroborating evidence...as did real-time inquiries to my followers, fans and friends! This story is ice cold, Bret! Bret: Roland, have you tried reporting it? Roland: Old school? Please, that's for newspapers.
pouncingtiger over 15 years ago
The de-evolution of the press.
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Wait, wasn’t Roland an extremely intrepid reporter at one time who lived by the Star Trek credo (“boldly go where no reporter has gone before”) and actually explored Ronnie’s brain?
Nemesys over 15 years ago
It’s kinda ironic that Gary chooses this moment to go after Fox News when they’re the only ones who are doing their jobs and actually questioning our fearless leaders… which I thought was something that Gary was in favor of.
ChiehHsia over 15 years ago
Nemesys - well yeah, kind of, but you must surely realize that Fox doesn’t care about the answers to their “pointed” questions… they just want to be perceived as against the dirty liberal Democrat who got into office despite their best efforts to get another neocon elected.
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
OK, somebody cue the clowns, and dancing Llamas. Roland just went Bye-bye.
GEE1A - Rush Limbaugh? I’d rather listen to Alf. HAH!
Nemesys over 15 years ago
Roger, you may be correct, but that’s beside the point. Either one has objective principles, or one does not, and if one does, then they apply to all sides. If they’re politically selective, then they never existed at all.
NotFromIceland over 15 years ago
Roland, this just in: It’s not for newspapers much longer, because neither are newspapers. Alas. Newspapers have always been the bedrock of comic strips’ sustainability, and when they’re gone?
ChiehHsia over 15 years ago
Nemesys - that’s why I get most of my news from the BBC’s Third Programme.
attyush over 15 years ago
May be it’s just me, but of late I realize that most news channels use the word “story” (like “our correspondent has the latest story”, “this story just in”)a lot.
These days I enjoy the political commentary (most people confuse news and commentary: fox is labeled right wing because of its commentators - not because of its reporters) the most. You should listen to these pompous arseholes. It is a good way to entertain yourself.
DoctorDan over 15 years ago
Nemesys - I was still reading my comics on paper back in yore, so I’m not trying to play gotcha. I honestly don’t know, so tell me: were you openly critical of the press for giving W a pass on the pointed questions during the run-up to the invasion of Iraq? If so, I tip my hat to you. If not, isn’t that an example of politically selective priciples?
NicodemusLegend over 15 years ago
Fire Hedley, and hire Redfern.
briankblough over 15 years ago
I don’t know about the various areas of the country where all of you live, but here in DC, MyFoxDC, Channel 5, falls all over themselves praising BO. If he blows his nose, they have a reporter standing at the trash can commenting on his lastest ECONOMIC stimulus (not using all of the tissue)! <:-)
BlueRaven over 15 years ago
Fox News recently admitted to using Republican Party talking points and claiming they were objective news items. How anyone can call that decent news work is so far beyond me, I think it’s somewhere in the slums of Mumbai.
evandalia over 15 years ago
Fox is Republican. People who don’t even watch the news could tell you that… the fact that people think bias news is actually news, is absolutely ignorant. Bias news is an opinion of the facts, NOT facts about the facts. WOW… de-evolution of the press is right! Bye bye Bush (thank God) and bye bye Fox. (hopefully)
PhotosInOuray over 15 years ago
I finally weaned myself off the “news channels” last week while out of town. I now get my news from comics and political cartoons. It seems more accurate to me.