Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 21, 2011

The truth comes out. Peanuts was educational to Zonker.

18 hours left!

It will be May 22, 2011, in Sydney, Australia, as of 10:01 A.M. in New York.

It will be May 22 in Tonga, as of 7:01 A.M. in New York.

Linus is my man, too, Zonker!

After Rapture party at my place at 7PM. BYOB. Prizes awarded for best “Why I Was Damned And Left Behind” stories.

The Rapure might just be that Maria Schriver is on the market again !

Let me wrankle some christians here. There will be a second coming, but there will be no “rapture”. There are stories all through the Bible about how God brought His people through crises, not how He helped His people avoid crises. And before someone starts quoting Mat. 24:40,41, back up to :38 for proper context. It is the workers left in the field (doing the Lord’s work) that are saved, not those who are “taken away”.

Hey all you good people who will rise. If he is going to take us sinners in October, is that before of after the Series because I have some heavy money on the Cubs.

linus is the man

10 AM California time. Sun’s shining, birds singing in backyard, dog sleeping at my feet, cat purring in my lap, spouse snoring. I feel raptured!

Anything happened yet? So far so good here in Chicago. It’s drizzling though. Maybe a giant thunderstorm…?

Well, its after 10pm here and no reports of anyone disappearing. But then, I don’t expect the originators of this story expected any degenerate Europeans to be included.

The average atheist knows the bible and Christian religion better than the average Christian.“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians.” — Ghandi (probably not an accurate version of the quote, but I’m not going to look it up just now).

Five minutes folk. Confess, say goodbye to your pets, and let your mother-in -law out of the attic.. Oh, the timing of the rapture may be sightly off due to technical problems.

The day’s not over yet – I’ll keep REM in the shuffle.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Watching the Giants & A’s game on the tele… Exactly at 6PM, Freak Show at bat, … (are you ready for this?) … and he’s outta there!! (Well, he’s out for the first out of the bottom of the 7th anyway.)

Actually, he “flied out.” Does that count?

Well its Sunday and still here, but happened to Saturday? Those LIITs must have worked on Friday night

So much contradictory “information” in the “holy” bible, and people still hang on every word.