Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 01, 2012

Uh-oh, Jeff is losing touch with reality again.

So is Garry.

The TSA is not sure whether to clear me for commercial air travel, as my hands are lethal weapons. (As long as we’re remaining out of touch with reality.)

This is, unfortunately, beginning to look like a filler week in Doonesland.

True gee1a so true

I’m beginning to pity Jeff…

“I pity the fool.”

Gee Gee, I always thought it was, “I peed in the pool.”

Horse? There’s not enough room for his ego!

Wasn’t that Michael Jordan’s house?

“I am the security system,” sounds like a line from a Steven Seagal flick. Good line.

i guess I’m not gonna even try to burgle the joint.

I pity the local burglars, too. By they time they get in, he’ll have blown every nickle, and they won’t find anything to steal but unsold copies of his book.

I am waiting for mythbusters to fly a tank!

I hope he ends up eating fried banana/PB sandwiches and shooting TV’s with a six-shooter.

Does anybody remember what happened to __Havoc_ after he got stopped at the checkpoint?

Does the Taliban still have him, while the Rascal is looking for a crib?

I pity the foolI peed in his poolhow sweet and how coolduring his short misrule

He has his moments of lucidity.

Sometimes I think Trudeau is trying to piss off his readers.