Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 02, 2013
Transcript:
Alex: Got the nanny candidates coming by tomorrow... Great mother, uh? Only six months into it, and I'm already outsourcing. Toggle: Why... guilty about that? Alex: That's what women do. We compare ourselves to our own mothers. Toggle: Your mother... abandoned you. Alex: Okay, so I'm still ahead. But my lead is eroding.
BE THIS GUY almost 11 years ago
Should have let Mike and Kim move in next door.
gkid almost 11 years ago
Yup—-true. But it’s still not too late. They could be nextdoor; just ask. I love it when Alex and cute hubby are here..they are just adorable.
BE THIS GUY almost 11 years ago
The buns came out of the oven in June. The boys are between 5 to 6 months old. That is what she means by “6 months into it.”
A purring cat is the best tranquilizer almost 11 years ago
Is this an up-to-date strip, or a flash-back? Are we going to keep going forward now?
onespiceybbw almost 11 years ago
with twins you get help, or go crazy.
Astolat almost 11 years ago
Me? Field day? No idea what you’re talking about… ;-)
@MayKitten wow…! Not sure how you managed to avoid going crazy.
pelican47 almost 11 years ago
MayKitten: you say you didn’t go crazy with at least 9 children in 4 periods of gestation, but this was your “first wife”? What happened?
Doughfoot almost 11 years ago
Nine children? All girls? And you didn’t go crazy? My hat is off to you! You deserved a medal. Or at least a tax deduction. Your first wife? After nine children? Makes me want to ask awkward questions about whether the nine girls had anything to do with you needing a second wife. That’s, I hope, not too painful a question. No need to answer.
Dwight Putnam Premium Member almost 11 years ago
The FAA has rules about such hazardous “materials” on planes. Their luggage should be considered hazardous, what with all that they “light finger”!
rpmurray almost 11 years ago
I thought Alex was a Democrat. Couldn’t she just have the government raise the children for her?
Eggman61 almost 11 years ago
JJ’s mother abandoned her family as well. Kind of a family tradition.
montessoriteacher almost 11 years ago
Call back the grandparents. They are free and will be happy to help. No need for guilt.
montessoriteacher almost 11 years ago
I wonder how many men have left their families without so many people even seeming to notice other than their own families?
karanne almost 11 years ago
Yes. Yes, we compare ourselves to our mothers (poorly) while we wonder how they did it without help from our men.
Carol69 almost 11 years ago
My first wife and I raised three pairs of twin girls and topped it off with triplet girls, abd we didn’t go crazy. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Assuming these are your biological kids have you figured the odds of having three sets of twines and one set of triplets and all being girls ??
avtar123 almost 11 years ago
And abandoning children is very Republican. Can’t be bothered taking care of kids while making money don’t you know.
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
I love the way he supports her when she gets into one of her beating up on herself modes.
Squoop almost 11 years ago
Glad to see I’m not the only one who sleeps with their ipad.
dadoctah almost 11 years ago
Alex has some real lingering self-image issues (the bit with the hot friend, and now this) but fortunately Toggle’s centered enough for the both of ’em.
blanche64 almost 11 years ago
id trust her dad and stepmom before some stranger. cheaper too!!
BE THIS GUY almost 11 years ago
I did not say his recent hiatus was a vacation. I said there will be reruns in the future when he takes his scheduled vacations, which he has done for the past 25 years or so.
maybeinthenextworld almost 11 years ago
My mother always wanted a daughter. Luckily she got me!
BE THIS GUY almost 11 years ago
My condolences regarding your first wife. Did your second wife any children from a previous marriage when you married her? If she did, you made your enormous brood even grander.
SwimsWithSharks almost 11 years ago
Wow. MayKitten I would love to see that family portrait. All those girls and one little boy!
water_moon almost 11 years ago
The phrase “first wife” says otherwise.