Speaking of ginormous stashes – howzabout that 33,000 lb of cocaine they just intercepted at our Eastern Border. Philly port, to be precise. It takes some massive balls to show up with shrink wrapped bulk bags on pallets of cocaine to unload.
Just wait until the “boys in Blue” show up looking for “Mr. Doonesbury” to “ask a few questions” about the shipment. Well, Colorado even has it’s limits.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
If you want proof, he has a credit card with that name on it.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago
It’s the only reasonable thing to do in that situation. Give them the name of someone who will easily be able to prove they were not anywhere nearby.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago
Friends , what a wonderful invention .
Watcher over 5 years ago
You know Mr. Doonesbury is going to want half of what you sell because I doubt you will give it all away.
s.gottlieb over 5 years ago
At least it wasn’t Mr BD!
johnec over 5 years ago
Speaking of ginormous stashes – howzabout that 33,000 lb of cocaine they just intercepted at our Eastern Border. Philly port, to be precise. It takes some massive balls to show up with shrink wrapped bulk bags on pallets of cocaine to unload.
Kabana_Bhoy over 5 years ago
Z’s no dummy. I would have used a fictitious name like…Gary Trudeau.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Nice cover-up, Zonk! Kudos.
Airbender over 5 years ago
He should have signed it “The Donald”.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 5 years ago
Signed: “Nancy Reagan.” “Nancy, sir?” “Well, my parents really wanted a girl.”
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago
CYA
Bonny-Burn-Ranch over 5 years ago
Just wait until the “boys in Blue” show up looking for “Mr. Doonesbury” to “ask a few questions” about the shipment. Well, Colorado even has it’s limits.