Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 29, 2019

I’m sure Trump will keep the penthouse for himself.

The future Trump Library will be the first to include a pharmacy. It will be to provide pain relief to the scholars who will violently shake their heads as they read whatever documents are included in the library.

And the scholars will only have to pay between $7-25million (plus monthly building fees) for these gold-plated luxury apartments.

Where it should be.

And he will charge a very hefty price to get in.

Will it also include all of the GRU and FSB ads run on Facebook to sway the election in 2016? That should certainly be part of Trump’s library. Two problems however. I doubt the Russians would ever admit, even after Trump leaves office, that they had anything to do with the election. And two, Trump would not allow it in because, as we know, he can do everything perfectly and by himself without any outside help. His ego could not bear the plain evidence that Russia did, in fact, help his election.

Proper real estate for it. As for Bonespurs, the “big house” is appropriate, an apartment with all his employees already there, or soon to be.

Undoubtedly one of the exquisite appointments in those condos will be a bespoke Russian urine-soaked mattress.

If they found books for the Reagan library, they can find books for the Trump library!

While the setup wasn’t new, I did love the punchline, which I hadn’t foreseen.

Will there be recordings of The Messiah asking “Who’s gonna pay for The Wall?”

And the congregation in unison “MEXICO!”?

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#TraitorTrump

How do you build luxury condos around a dumpster?

A “residential” library for the resident sounds more appropriate.

All the “scholars” eh? LOL

There should also be several different accounting books telling several different stories.

The race for next president will be the battle of bullinaires. Little Mikey and the Don…..

Yup, I can see that happening,

In six months tRump will default and Deutsche Bank will have to seize the property. Trump will file bankruptcy leaving everyone else in the lurch and then he’ll get out of paying taxes for the next 8 years for his “losses”.

Panel Five: We will archive his tweets. The Trump Library will be hosted on a server at Mar-a-Lago. The visitors will purchase a Trump brand virtual reality headset. Stormy Daniels will be the virtual hostess to guide the user through the tweets, delusions, presidential orders, presidential spelling and Trump’s stable genius.

The Trump Presidential Library will be a shelf of porn in a men’s room in Trump Tower.

Dead on accurate! And the trumpbots KNOW IT, they just don’t want to admit that they got snookered by a master con-artist!

Oddly enough this cartoon didn’t run in the Cincinnati Enquirer today. Theirs is about vaping.

Everyone already knows that there is already a curated collection of Donald’s tweets, right? http://www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-show-with-trevor-noah/trump-twitter-library

The primary objective of the library will be to make money for Hair Groppenfuror.

" And the building will be the most STABLE you’ve EVER SEEN "!!!! lol

Actually the Trump library will never be built. But the fundraising will go on for eternity. Like his other charity ‘work’.

Everyone who contributes on The $500 Gold Level for the library, will receive a Franklin Mint Commemorative plate, with Herr trump’s likeness. $1,000 Platinum Level is a copy of “My Struggle” written by the great man himself (mostly).

Supplies are limited, contribute today. Make your check out to “CASH”.

We’re back in the U.S.S.R.,you don’t know how lucky you are boy ;)

I wonder… near the end of his life, Howard Hughes suffered from malnutrition and bedsores. I wonder how Trump would be.

Once he is downgraded from “useful idiot” to “useless idiot” no Russian will talk to him. He will have to make do with the prison library.

I shudder to imagine the Trump Library. In the past year or so, the Truman Library, not too far from here, has been closed for renovation. It should be interesting to see what they came up with after the facelift of the building, though I suspect it may have involved some long overdue repairs rather than fancy upgrades, but I should not prejudge. At any rate, the Truman Library and many other presidential libraries have much more to offer in learning about history in a more positive light than the Trump monstrosity will ever be.

Well of course they can’t be edited for grammar, civility or logic - or lies, depravity or bigotry, for that matter -- as there wouldn’t be a single word left.

This comic pretty well nails the idiocy of the orange buffoon!

There are back-up sites in Istanbul and Pyongyang.

Well, I suppose no matter what, there is life after the White House. The pay isn’t all that great, all things considered, but the perks are priceless. I don’t think Trump, the entrepreneur and businessman, isn’t thinking about all the untapped tourist value in North Korea.

Too bad the good stuff will still be stored on a super-secret computer network, like the “perfect call” to Ukraine. At least the Stormy Daniels DVDs can be displayed.

Will there be a special display with “the bed”?

“Uh Russia was proved to be a hoax.”

Wow, an entire country being proved to be a hoax! The last time that happened was Atlantis…….

I do not like Orange Ham-for-brains

His constant lying gives me pains

If only Mitch would take the reins

And stop this horse-**** in its tracks

Instead of thinking lies are facks

The last panel speaks volumes of the insanity coming from the 45th.

Trudeau once again displays his sick mind.

I sincerely hope that all the briefing books et al that he has refused to read or be briefed on will be included in the library, to prove the so-called Deep State was actually doing its job all along.

This sadly is way too believable to laugh about it. The Republicans are so proud of their lawless Weasel that they will be generous with taxpayer money in building a new edifice in his “honor”.

I always assumed that it would contain 4 years of TV Guide.

Trump library — An oxymoron, with the stress on the last two syllables….

The Trump Library. Full of ghosts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibliography_of_Donald_Trump

Love the punchline!

and here they all are,,, in just the order he described ! http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/enjoy and spread them around !!

What is the USA extradiction law with Russia?

Just think, the Trump library will be the first on record that will have only fiction.

Mark looks quite old. I remember when we were the same age!

Just can’t let the “Russia” thing go.

Good one Garry ♥

I certainly hope all patriots will be please to bomb any Drumpf libraries attempted to be built within USA borders, as such structures would be treasonous.

The Comedy Channel has already Built the Trump Tweets Library.

It’s available as a Traveling Exhibit and is constantly being enlarged to add new tweets.

With gold toilets that need to be flushed at least 15 times….

Isn’t “Trump library” an oxymoron?