Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 17, 1997
Transcript:
June: Mr. Steinbauer put up elaborate decorations, so now you're trying to outdo him! I can't believe you spent all this money just to win the neighborhood decorating contest! Ralph: I'm not doing all this because I want to win, I'm doing it because I want Mr. Steinbauer not to win! There's a big difference! Norman: Dad, where should I plug in the wise men?