Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 23, 2000
Transcript:
"Goodbye, Ralph!" "Where are you going? It's Thanksgiving!" "The kids and I are going to my mother's! You and No-neck can just eat chips and complain all day!" "Fine!! See if WE care!" "Wink!" "Women!" "I'm starting not to feel so bad that my wife ran off with the cable guy."