Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 12, 2004

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"The sign of the corn dog! I am needed at the mall!" "But, Dad, you got laid off last year!" "Obviously, a crisis has arisen that the younger mall cops are unable to deal with!" "I'm being summoned out of retirement! It's time once again to put on the uniform!" "Unfortunately, I seem to have gained a little weight!"