Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 02, 2007

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"I told you to slow down, Dad! Now you're going to get a ticket!!" "Relax, son. Watch how I handle this!" "Hello, fellow officer!" "May I see your license and registration, please?" "I'll give you one better! Here's my license, my registration, and my badge!" "What kind of badge is this?" "I happen to be a real live mall cop!" "And since we're colleagues in law enforcement, I'm sure you'll want to extend a professional courtesy, and send me on my way!" "That didn't work at all!" "I'll tell you one thing: If he ever tries on clothes at the mall, he better not take more than three items into the dressing room!"