Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 08, 2009

Transcript:

Wendy says, "Mind if I turn off this sappy love song radio station?" Norman says, "Not yet, Wendy!" ?And now we have a dedication from Norman to Wendy Wendy, Norman wants you to know that he loves you even more than his pet duck! You are like the aerosol cheese on his soda cracker! Your eyes are like big pools of smurfs, and your breath smells like the food court at the mall! Norman says that without you, he's nothing...although he admits that he's not mych with you either! He thinks of you night and day, except at 4:30, when he watches "Spongebob." ALso he...oh forget it! Good luck, Wendy. This norman guy sounds like a real loser!! Norman says, "Ok, let's turn on sports talk now!"