Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 23, 2010
Transcript:
Ralph says, "Listen, Steinbauer, I know we hired you to be a pet-sitter?" Ralph says, "But I think you're spending too much time at our house! I don't appreciate you helping yourself to all my stuff!" Steinbauer says, "Relax, Ralph. I'm not even at your house right now! I'm playing golf!" Steinbauer says, "By the way, do you have any extra balls in your golf bag? I keep hitting them in the lake!"