Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 14, 2011
Transcript:
June says, "Look, Ralph! We got a wedding invitation form our second-cousin's step niece!" June says, "They've enclosed an R.S.V.P. card?" June says, "We can check 'accept with pleasure' or 'decline with regret'" Ralph says, "Are those our only choices? What if I want to decline with pleasure??"