Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 08, 2011
December 07, 2011
December 09, 2011
Transcript:
Norman: I'd like a small yogurt with vanilla on the bottom and chocolate on top! Norma: And I'd like a small with chocolate on the bottom and vanilla on top! Norman: I knew it was too good to be true! I knew she couldn't possibly be my perfect match! That's it, we're through! Norma: On second thought, put the chocolate on top! Norman: Whew! That was close!
Kvasir42 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Or the Seinfeld episode with Janeane Garofolo.
Plods with ...™ almost 13 years ago
norm’s an idiot
prince valiant Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Kevin! I want to slap Norman! Please don’t let him mess this one up!
yldonaldson almost 13 years ago
I agree with Bah and Princevaliant. Norman, don’t be stupid! She likes you. You don’t want someone exactly like you. You want someone who complements you. Two halves to a whole, yin to yang, etc. Celebrate your differences. She likes you, for crying out loud! She stood up for you to that awful dark haired girl. Remember??
RayThomas101 almost 13 years ago
Don’t be stupid, Norman. At least more stupid than usual. There are no perfect women and this one is about as perfect as YOU are ever going to find. The only real flaw I can see is she likes you.
comedynut almost 13 years ago
Norman should be a little flexable with his pre-conseptions!!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Well said John Abrams
Drewdove almost 13 years ago
Yogurt, yea, wait till they go to the gym and they ask “So, do you two want MSNBC or Fox News on the TV?”
michael100 almost 13 years ago
stupid norman.