Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 05, 2013
January 04, 2013
January 06, 2013
Transcript:
June: I've been waking up every night with a sore back! I can't seem to get a good night's sleep anymore! I wish someone could tell me why! Ralph: It's because you've put on a few pounds! June: Can you think of any reason? Ralph: Nope!
gkid almost 12 years ago
Ralph, Ralph. Could it be that you’ve put on a few pounds?
Freckles4me almost 12 years ago
Ralph really does know the right time to keep his thoughts to himself.
kbyrdleroy123 almost 12 years ago
There are doctors for that, lady.
Gator007 almost 12 years ago
Liar liar pants on fire!
PoodleGroomer almost 12 years ago
Their combined weights has created a permanent depressed bowl in the center of their mattress that is forcing them to sleep in an unnatural position and creating adverse pressure on their spines and joints. A regimen of copulative yoga and aerobic exercise will help the back issues and weight gain, but not the mattress compression.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Good for you Ralph . . . no, really, that answer was good for you . . . ☻
ncalifgirl58 almost 12 years ago
Personally, I experienced a huge decrease in my back pain when I lost weight.
mvw almost 12 years ago
Ralph is smarter than he looks.
mvw almost 12 years ago
You have a point.
Jaythor over 1 year ago
See? She sets him up, but he doesn’t take the shot. Call it genius, call it self-preservation, call it being polite. You know what you can’t call it? Something she would do.