Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 23, 2014
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March 24, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: Get out of my chair, Wally! Wally: I was here first! Ralph: I paid for it! Wally: I guard the house against burglars who would steal it! Ralph: I am the master of this house! Even I didn't believe that one!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
And the cat sleeps on his side of the bed for the same reason!
CMB2304 over 10 years ago
TRY AND MOVE TWO CHIHUAHUAS OUT OFA CHAIR TO SIT DOWN. IT IS EASIER TO GET ON THE GLOOR.
rekam Premium Member over 10 years ago
Boy, would my allergies kick-in overtime! Headaches, here I’d come. I hate that I’m allergic to cats
alondra over 10 years ago
Two words: Water bottle. It works with cats, maybe it’ll work with dogs. Spray them once to make them get down. After that merely picking the water bottle up and showing it to them should work.
folklegendredux over 10 years ago
Punch her in the throat
vldazzle over 10 years ago
A man should be the master of his house, but Drabble has never been a man – way too wimpy!
Erasmus Nephalius Johnson over 5 years ago
“Master! Master! You promised only lies!”