Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 08, 2016
February 07, 2016
February 09, 2016
Transcript:
June: We need to repaint our living room, Ralph! Ralph: Why? June: The color is dated! It's old and ugly! Ralph: What do you have against old and ugly? June: Obviously nothing because I married you!
woodworker318 over 8 years ago
The snow melted fast.
common sanse over 8 years ago
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 8 years ago
Snap!
Pharmakeus Ubik over 8 years ago
To be fair, both of them were younger and comelier when they were courting.
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 8 years ago
or at least younger
Johnnie Polo Premium Member over 8 years ago
Same goes for him.
pshapley Premium Member over 8 years ago
The color is old, ugly, and changing — it’s orange, then purple, then orange again.
rickray777 over 8 years ago
Ah, yes; 54, single, no kids, never been in a relationship; and I’m all for keeping it that way! Yep, whole different set of rules whenever you get into any kind of a serious relationship; let alone when you get married, or bring any kids into the world!
dbhoskisson over 8 years ago
Plus it changes color from orange to purple to peach. A little disconcerting.
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member over 8 years ago
Punch her in the throat!
Jaythor 8 months ago
What a horrible person! How anyone can justify this behavior just proves you are abusive and cruel as well.