Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 12, 2017

Beep, beep, beep, beep, his wife went beep, beep, beep.

Well we have a hall way leading back to our bath & Bed rooms and it is hard to pass as it is only about 4 foot wide

When we had a narrow hall, I used to catch the cats coming the other way and deliberately step in front of them. You’ve never seen a cat so annoyed as when he’s been forced into a game of the sidewalk two-step.

It really needs a thinner you.

As long as she’s using the rules of the road, she should flip him off as she goes by.

She walks faster than he does because she has a lot more work to do at home.

I thought she was backing up – beep beep beep !

Beep, beep … beep, beep … yeah!

— The Beatles