Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 05, 2019

how the heck do you lose a Golf Tee?

with all that searching and delaying other golfers, I’m surprised that they keep letting him in the club!

I just pick up a stray one; it’s easier than going back to my bag. Works every time.

I haven’t had to buy any tees for years.

Here’s a dollar. Buy yourself a nice shiny new bag of them.

Must be camouflaged.

He’s worried about balls and “low T”…..