Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 07, 2021

You need someone to push your buttons…..

I thought you ran those things at night when you’re asleep so you don’t trip over it during the day.

Try stickin’ some live current up your nether regions, and you just might.

He figures it’s one more day closer to the singularity.

I wish I could wake up ready for work

I need a couple of hours and 2 cups of coffee

It looks like Ralph has made peace with the Roomba…I remember one strip where he tried to get rid of it by opening the front door!

Mindlessly wake up and do what the man tells you, we all do, just not always cheerfully.

You CAN go to work that cheerfully, Ralphie, old boy… we can choose our own attitudes!

Sitting at the computer drinking hot tea, eating breakfast and watching the tuxedo cat go by riding the Roomba. Life don’t get much better than this.

Really. Then get a career that you would like doing…..

What happens when Wally has an accident?

Ralph just needs to get a job as a donut taster.