Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 10, 2022

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    Bwingblue1  over 2 years ago

    Ralph definitely needs less ice cream.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Remember Ralph – "You snooze, you loose!!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    therese_callahan2002  over 2 years ago

    I’m surprised Ralph didn’t begin singing “I Love Rocky Road,” Weird Al’s parody of “I Love Rock And Roll.”

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    daijoboo Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Ralph, why are you storing the ice cream in the freezer? You know it belongs in your stomach.

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    Sir Isaac  over 2 years ago

    Schroedinger’s Ice Box.

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    WDemBlk Premium Member over 2 years ago

    When I stilled lived at home with my parents (now both deceased), I would buy some Baskin-Robbins & HIDE it. One time it was behind a 20 pound turkey with other meats around it, so you couldn’t see it. Next day I came home from work & a whole gallon- I’d just gotten it & hadn’t even had any- was gone!

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    jango  over 2 years ago

    Chocolate Cookie Don’t

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    mountainclimber  over 2 years ago

    do their shirts all fit funny or have the kids already developed little paunches?

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    e.groves  over 2 years ago

    Wally knows.

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    Pistachio Teeth-Gnashio…

    Mint Glint…

    Chocolate Cuss-a-Lot…

    Marshmallow Bellow…

    Chunky-Monk Funk…

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    jojo318  over 2 years ago

    Looks like Wally had emergency liposuction.

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    cuzinron47  over 2 years ago

    They’re just removing temptation.

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    schaefer jim  over 2 years ago

    Funny Kevin!

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If there is no semblance of Cold Stone, Ralph might end up going Stone Cold!

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    Mountaintrail  over 2 years ago

    Ralph was (Baskin) Robbed!

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