Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 15, 2024

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 7 months ago

    They don’t want to lose their best customer, without him and the police, they’d go out of business. ps…joking about the police!

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    Ubintold  7 months ago

    Is that where to remains?

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    Gizmo Cat  7 months ago

    Aside from the donut shop gag, he’s not wrong about emergency numbers. I have them as well and information about allergies, bloodtype and other medical information that can be accessed without knowing my security code.

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    carlosrivers  7 months ago

    The donut shop is going to be the reason he has a heart attack…

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    win.45mag  7 months ago

    idiocy loves company

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    eced52  7 months ago

    Is he related to Garfield?

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I think the number is 911!

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    Jackson Spayd  7 months ago

    Bro is actually their #1 customer I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a plaque

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    InuYugiHakusho  7 months ago

    Because Ralph is keeping their business alive.

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    bigheadx Premium Member 7 months ago

    my wife was surprised to see Yum Yum Donuts on my car’s speed-dial. silly woman.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    He’s got a DNR order…donut resuscitate.

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    I have the bar I go to on my phone.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 7 months ago

    Why, yes! Yes, it does.

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    Jaythor  6 months ago

    Better them than Homelybish. At least they appreciate him….

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