Football 101: The rules
Man: Sudden death is the NFL's punishment for smokin marijuana... while the two-minute warning is their idea of a proper suspension for domestic violence.
Woman: I told you football was a stupid sport.
If you can consistently play at a pro football level, you can do most anything you want without consequences, especially when it comes to women.
This extends to college sports, too, in many venues. Florida State is a tremendous example. Interestingly, though, the new coach at Texas has dismissed at least 6 members of the team in the past month or so. But if Texas doesn’t win this year, he’s toast, and the culture will return.
They just request that you do it in private, and don’t let it get onto YouTube or TMZ. Then they have to pretend to care.
I Play One On TV about 10 years ago
If you can consistently play at a pro football level, you can do most anything you want without consequences, especially when it comes to women.
This extends to college sports, too, in many venues. Florida State is a tremendous example. Interestingly, though, the new coach at Texas has dismissed at least 6 members of the team in the past month or so. But if Texas doesn’t win this year, he’s toast, and the culture will return.
They just request that you do it in private, and don’t let it get onto YouTube or TMZ. Then they have to pretend to care.