Coming soon to a TV near you for misdemeanors only
“You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers. Would you like to try the bonus round where we flip a coin and if you win you go free but if you lose, we double your sentence”
I suppose it’s about as good as we can expect with the judges today. Now the perp can get his lawsuit lawyer engaged and sue the pants off the victims.
Judge Harry Stone did this one time on Night Court, but he used a double-headed coin to make decisions come out the way he wanted. (never trust a magician)
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If they have to flip a coin, then not guilty is the correct verdict.
Ubintold almost 2 years ago
Another coin toss verdict.
Knightman Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Was it heads or tails??? Mistrial!!!
LongWong almost 2 years ago
Eno gets picked for jury duty a lot
assrdood almost 2 years ago
If you do that during “voir dire”, you will be excused from service. Ask me how I know.
Znox11 almost 2 years ago
Coming soon to a TV near you for misdemeanors only
“You have been found guilty by a jury of your peers. Would you like to try the bonus round where we flip a coin and if you win you go free but if you lose, we double your sentence”
gnorth22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
How bad does a jury have to be to pick Eno as a foreman?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I suppose it’s about as good as we can expect with the judges today. Now the perp can get his lawsuit lawyer engaged and sue the pants off the victims.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Juris’im’prudence.
KEA almost 2 years ago
Judge Harry Stone did this one time on Night Court, but he used a double-headed coin to make decisions come out the way he wanted. (never trust a magician)
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Well, carefully flippin’ the coin anyway.
randolini Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It’s amazing how often Eno has jury duty.
christelisbetty almost 2 years ago
Kyle Rittenhouse…..isn’t that how they chose the jury ?