Eek! by Scott Nickel for January 18, 2021

The one on the right may be in extra trouble – that looks like a jalapeno!

I yam what I yam and that zucchini is really big on you….

…and the veg to the left is…?

what’s the one on the left got for a nose???

Squirrels are attracted to decorative corn cobs.

And then I said, “Madame – that’s no banana – that’s my nose!”

I smell something funny…

Is the one on the left a yam?

I’m going to censor myself on this one. You’re welcome.

Carrots are classic nose-surrogates. Eggplants and cucumbers just don’t look right. Ya know?