Eek! by Scott Nickel for April 05, 2021

there’s just nothing like the taste of freshly cooked pubescent humans

Substitutions are never satisfying, witchy poo!

Imitation crab is something to write home about.

There ain’t nothing like the real thing, baby! – Marvin Gaye, US composer/performer

Nothing beats the natural ingredients…..

That’s why I only buy Watson’s version.

That’s why I only buy the Watkins version.

Damn these sneaky plant-based substitutes! Don’t forget to clean that cleaver! :)

Fat little volk stuffed mit wurst & kraut are best savoured under the watchful eye of their few surviving kin, who are next.

You just can’t get “the real thing” anymore these days! It’s sorta kinda extinct now….

Pretty sure you can only eat Hansel and Gretel once, so you need imitation for later meals.