“Sir? Your wife is here and is asking if you have a grenade with you. If you do, she says pull the pin and hold it up under your chin. Then when the zombies get down to start devouring you, release the spoon to set it off! She says that this way you can do something useful for a change.”
STEPUP almost 3 years ago
I’ve had worse days myself!!!
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I guess you’re up a creek without a boat to row in.
John Wiley Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’ve dispatched a Copperhead with my cane. Surely you can take care of a few zombies with yours.
pcolli almost 3 years ago
Are you there, Alexa?
Knightman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You’ll get up as soon as you become one…Zombie that is!!!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Too late, they’re approaching….yum yum yum
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
He’s zombodie we used to know.
Lady loves a joke almost 3 years ago
“Please continue to hold. Your call will be answered in the order it was received”.
mokspr Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Sir? Your wife is here and is asking if you have a grenade with you. If you do, she says pull the pin and hold it up under your chin. Then when the zombies get down to start devouring you, release the spoon to set it off! She says that this way you can do something useful for a change.”
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Better start reciting the Our Father…..
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
A fate that annoying guy well deserves!
Hey, zombies gotta eat, too!…