Eek! by Scott Nickel for March 25, 2023

Tall tales

I don’t think she was really blind.

Sound is carrying a bouquet of flowers ….how low can he go?

I may be small but I make up for it with my……feet!!!

Engage in some small talk.

He’s just tryin’ to Baggins chicks…

( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

You’re way too small, I’ll never know if you’re in or not…

But wait, let me see your tongue…

What’s you Tolkien ’bout lady?

Blind dates are always disasters, for one reason or another. It’s a Rule of Nature….