False Knees by Joshua Barkman for July 23, 2018

Well, when Death shows up, just fly away. Death can’t fly.

My girl friend’s two parrots sit around and philosophize all the time. They are existentialists and always pushing their peanuts up the side of the dishes.

Got death?

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” -Steven Wright

Don’t take life too seriously, you don’t get out of it alive.

Death is so yesterday.

TOO

Too late. You were hatched. No stops between there and the end of the line.

Death: The only certainty in life.

There will b a group of people still alive at the end of the world.

Im sort of scared of my mind. I dunno if I want to die or if I’m scared of death ;-;