Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for June 15, 2023

And we wonder why college costs are sky rocketing and employability is dropping.

The food service one sounds closest to where you’ll most likely wind up so go with that. It’s just 4 years of your life. Maybe go straight to Wendy’s and let Mom retire a few years earlier. By then you’ll be working at Cracker Barrel and she can come see you for Sunday breakfast.

Orrrr, you could switch to something useful – like business.

I hope she plans to pay for that herself.

Neither.

If those are her “educational” criteria, she doesn’t need college.

I’ve heard of many reasons to rank a university, many of which made sense for different reasons. This one doesn’t.