Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for May 10, 2024
May 09, 2024
May 11, 2024
Transcript:
"Mother, help me! Twig's become a vegetarian!" "You should be sympathetic." "Why? I'm the cook." "At her age, you were a vegetarian for 64 days, 4 hours and 35 minutes." "How do you remember?" "I was the cook." "I'm retroactively sympathetic, but only for 64 days."
ladykat 9 months ago
If it bothers you that much, Mom, tell Twig to cook her own meals. There’s nothing wrong with vegetarian food.
Carl Premium Member 9 months ago
You don’t have to be the cook.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 8 months ago
What about the remaining 4 hours and 34 …ERM, 35 minutes?