Not only did I not even get a used paper clip, when the company was to write the check for my unused vacation time, they picked a pay rate that was far less than I was making at the time. I had to show the HR idiot the letter congratulating me on my above average pay raise. The pay rate in the letter was more than twice what the idiot “found in your records”. And that idiot got to keep her job. Two years later, the company was nearly out of business.
More than they gave me. To paraphrase, "Don’t let the door hit you in the Ass on the way out. They did give me an escort to the door after taking my I.D. and Key Card though.
Ubintold about 4 years ago
At least it wasn’t a used staple.
Ace 66 about 4 years ago
Trump’s parting gift.
Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago
Sorry you have to leave. Here’s your hat.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
What? No gold watch and a citation for good job done?
Mouseman8 about 4 years ago
This is how I left most of my jobs. One company did hire me back because they missed me so much.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Their appreciation doesn’t run deep.
Alberta Oil about 4 years ago
Beats what a lot get after a lifetime of dedication. And, the banner is a nice touch as well.
MoeJoe about 4 years ago
A paper clip is more than what I got!
Indianapolis Smith about 4 years ago
I got a laurel, and hearty hand shake!
[thanks to Mel Brooks for that!]
drycurt about 4 years ago
This is a repeat – I remember it because my company was laying off people at the time.
drycurt about 4 years ago
Not only did I not even get a used paper clip, when the company was to write the check for my unused vacation time, they picked a pay rate that was far less than I was making at the time. I had to show the HR idiot the letter congratulating me on my above average pay raise. The pay rate in the letter was more than twice what the idiot “found in your records”. And that idiot got to keep her job. Two years later, the company was nearly out of business.
Old Man River about 4 years ago
More than they gave me. To paraphrase, "Don’t let the door hit you in the Ass on the way out. They did give me an escort to the door after taking my I.D. and Key Card though.