Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for March 19, 2022

You don’t say?

And our bathroom breaks are even longer.

Put in pay toilets that charge by time and volume.

I wanna check out those arms!

The bottom half of those mugs contain batteries and heating coils,,,

Wow, one of those mugs would need the DDD size K-Cup.

With the size of those cups, the coffee would be stone cold before you finished it. I can’t stand cold coffee.

I hear they ordered smaller cups for the lunchroom….

Management should stop complaining. I’m sure there’s a measurable increase in productivity because of all that caffeine — they probably go back to work at turbo-charged speeds.

One guy at work had a giant insulated mug like that. It would hold almost a whole pot of coffee. While waiting for a fresh pot he’d pre-heat the mug with hot water.