Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for February 12, 2023

targeted junk mail

That’s all I ever get! I don’t even bring it in the house…I have a box for this crap in the garage!

or pizzas (Breaking Bad)

Google Maps put it there after you bought the timeshare condo and car repair insurance.

I’m thinking of writing insults in large Chinese script. That way the spy ballons can beam it back to their military.

He must have gotten his shingles at…Target.